I crave abduction by aliens. I want to be probed, to find out what kind of specimen I am to an advanced species. It might not be so scary –– I’ve touched and been touched by hundreds of men, most of whom I didn’t know. I’ve descended stairs carved out of stone, wearing nothing but socks and sneakers, to end up in a basement where naked men fuck in dark corners. The walls were probably seething with germs. Abduction can’t be much riskier than that. So yeah, beam me up. READ MORE